White version: “Yeah can I get some unseasoned chicken, an underaged girl’s
hymen, a deep fried DVD copy of “Sleepless in Seattle”, and a sautéed
Barbara Streisand CD, all wrapped in a yoga mat.”
FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE SAID UP TO THIS POINT. i want a red solo cup full of
PBR, a kale muffin, and some gogurt squirted OUT of the tube and into a
BOWL, by my babysitter, with a sadboys bucket hat on the side.
Middle eastern version: get me a camel’s hoof, wrapped in a shemagh and
deep fried served on a persian rug filled with sand, shrapnel, and crude
oil, and a gallon of hummus on the side and to drink, water from the Nile,
Tigris, and Euphrates rivers mixed into a cocktail shaken not stirred
South Asian version: I will have blackened sage brush soaked and fermented
in sewer water from the Ganges seasoned in cumin and serve it on a
petrified tree bark and a cow’s skull filled with curry until it’s spilling
out the eyes
East Asian version: give me dog brains fermented until you can smell it
across town, uncooked blowfish heads with brown rice so dark you can’t even
chew it, wrap it up in a shonen jump magazine and throw it all in a clay
pot full of radioactive seawater
With a side of kimchi
Southeast Asian version: I will have shrunken monkey heads covered in Thai
chiles so spicy you can burn a hole in a steel wall with it, wrap it in a
snake skin and cook it in a broth topped with live scorpions and don’t even
bother removing the stingers, and have it served by a 12 year old
prostitute
That last one sounded like a Louisana voodoo recipe XD, But seriously I
don’t think alot of this stuff is that made up towards the end. Thinking
about the bowl of mosquitos. Took some googling but some places in Africa
use midge flies as a source of protein. They’ll take a greased frying pan
to catch as many as the can, mash it up into a past, the they cook and eat
it. High source of protein. I wonder if Mosquitoes were used the same way.
As for the Donkey teeth I’m completely hypothesizing, but maybe that was
and actual way back in the day to supplement for calcium? Like a vitamin.
Too funny.
Remember there used to be a real good soul food place back in the days.
I’d ordered collard greens, black eye bean pie, Breaded gator fillet with
hush puppies and gravy.
Downed in all with a six pack of ginger beer.
It was tasty and delicious yet the eyes were looking and question marks
were over there heads.
This video is fake. Pause at 2:17 and watch the next shot where he moves
his head back, he clearly doesn’t take a bite out of the cellar door. Fake
and gay
“Yeah can I get a giant peice of wood with mustard on it served by a 14
year old girl and throw me some cat little mixed with a Katy perry CD with
a hint of pig barf plz”
Waitress: …….”yall want some crap mixed in with the pig barf”
Me: “yes duh and can you serve it up in a bed sheet?” Waitress: “yes I can”
On a lark,a friend and I went into this real deal soul food restaurant, we
were probably the first white dude to have ever gone in. We ordered
chitlins and and collard greens not even knowing what they hell they were –
we soon found out. We couldn’t even force down one bite each – and every
eye on the place was on us. We paid and slunk our dumb honky assess outa
there.
White version: Don’t forget to order me a plate of deep fried country music
cd with some saltine cracker , daisy doots, unseasoned cowboy boots, BBQ
white trash trailer park with a side of cow tipping, and Gun touting &
Nascar sauce HEEHA WUHU then I’ll mozi on down to my seat and dig in Y’all
ill take two cow tails nice and deep fried, and some dog teeth from one who
had rabies. Plus I want a side of rotten eggs & fish, served on dirty
window.
“Hook a brotha up with some of dem hot wings” I said that at hooters one
time, but the waitress just laughed.
These niggas went from Soul Food to Slave Plantation food!! lol
It’s not food without gravy XD
I love how black people refer men as “brothers” and respect women by saying
“sister”. I love that culture.
White version: “Yeah can I get some unseasoned chicken, an underaged girl’s
hymen, a deep fried DVD copy of “Sleepless in Seattle”, and a sautéed
Barbara Streisand CD, all wrapped in a yoga mat.”
I want an Xbox one, a side plate of a bent iPhone 6, and a Nintendo 2DS for
dessert.
white version:
FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE SAID UP TO THIS POINT. i want a red solo cup full of
PBR, a kale muffin, and some gogurt squirted OUT of the tube and into a
BOWL, by my babysitter, with a sadboys bucket hat on the side.
Best skit ever.
“Sista, could you please hook a brotha up with a rusty bucket full of fish
heads wrapped in razor wire.”
The sad part about this is Black slaves used to eat some of these because
their owners did not feed them well…they actually ate pig’s feet. How
sad.
Four fucking pounds of Grits!!!! Holy shit that is unholy
scratch all that! I’ll have a litter of newborn kittens soaked with rung
out sweat from the jockstraps of the entire cast of 300.
Who the f*ck would eat a pigs hooves?! That’s just sick.
The birth of Donkey Teeth?
Are these the 2 from erb Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali?
It would a white human foot.
I dont get it. Can someone explain what the hell was going on lol
She should of stopped them and be all like: “I’m sorry….. We serve FOOD
here.” XD
Middle eastern version: get me a camel’s hoof, wrapped in a shemagh and
deep fried served on a persian rug filled with sand, shrapnel, and crude
oil, and a gallon of hummus on the side and to drink, water from the Nile,
Tigris, and Euphrates rivers mixed into a cocktail shaken not stirred
South Asian version: I will have blackened sage brush soaked and fermented
in sewer water from the Ganges seasoned in cumin and serve it on a
petrified tree bark and a cow’s skull filled with curry until it’s spilling
out the eyes
East Asian version: give me dog brains fermented until you can smell it
across town, uncooked blowfish heads with brown rice so dark you can’t even
chew it, wrap it up in a shonen jump magazine and throw it all in a clay
pot full of radioactive seawater
With a side of kimchi
Southeast Asian version: I will have shrunken monkey heads covered in Thai
chiles so spicy you can burn a hole in a steel wall with it, wrap it in a
snake skin and cook it in a broth topped with live scorpions and don’t even
bother removing the stingers, and have it served by a 12 year old
prostitute
That last one sounded like a Louisana voodoo recipe XD, But seriously I
don’t think alot of this stuff is that made up towards the end. Thinking
about the bowl of mosquitos. Took some googling but some places in Africa
use midge flies as a source of protein. They’ll take a greased frying pan
to catch as many as the can, mash it up into a past, the they cook and eat
it. High source of protein. I wonder if Mosquitoes were used the same way.
As for the Donkey teeth I’m completely hypothesizing, but maybe that was
and actual way back in the day to supplement for calcium? Like a vitamin.
“Y’all got ham hocks?” lmfao
This is making me really F**king hungry
Too funny.
Remember there used to be a real good soul food place back in the days.
I’d ordered collard greens, black eye bean pie, Breaded gator fillet with
hush puppies and gravy.
Downed in all with a six pack of ginger beer.
It was tasty and delicious yet the eyes were looking and question marks
were over there heads.
This video is fake. Pause at 2:17 and watch the next shot where he moves
his head back, he clearly doesn’t take a bite out of the cellar door. Fake
and gay
Where is this restraunt operating from?? Savannah Georgia in 1845 lls my
mans ordered a a dog face
It always gets me when he says: and a human FOOT !
A pissing contest in a nutshell.
Whats a cellar door without gravy?
Lmao it’s 9 am, if I laughed as hard as I wanted to, I’d wake people up.
I’ll come back later. :-(
FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID UP TO THIS POINT RIGHT NOW LMAOOOOOOOOOOO….
“Yeah can I get a giant peice of wood with mustard on it served by a 14
year old girl and throw me some cat little mixed with a Katy perry CD with
a hint of pig barf plz”
Waitress: …….”yall want some crap mixed in with the pig barf”
Me: “yes duh and can you serve it up in a bed sheet?” Waitress: “yes I can”
Damn now I want some Ham Hocks!
cannabalism
On a lark,a friend and I went into this real deal soul food restaurant, we
were probably the first white dude to have ever gone in. We ordered
chitlins and and collard greens not even knowing what they hell they were –
we soon found out. We couldn’t even force down one bite each – and every
eye on the place was on us. We paid and slunk our dumb honky assess outa
there.
this shit made me hungry
You want gravy on that?
You know what!? scratch ALL that..just give a brotha a bowl of DickHeads n’
Rice, with a side of Cow Cods n’ Collards.
“Mama Sugarback”. What is the story behind that name?
White version: Don’t forget to order me a plate of deep fried country music
cd with some saltine cracker , daisy doots, unseasoned cowboy boots, BBQ
white trash trailer park with a side of cow tipping, and Gun touting &
Nascar sauce HEEHA WUHU then I’ll mozi on down to my seat and dig in Y’all
and ooh oh give me a dixie cup full of larde
You know what!? scratch ALL that..just give a brotha a bowl of DickHeads n’
Rice, with a side of Cow Cods n’ Collards.
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
deep fried donkey teeth lol can frie anything but donkey teeth got me
rollin
It was perfect until 1:08 and then it just got stupid.
Fuck, now I’m hungry.
After the four pounds of grits this gets uneatable lololol
Wrapped in an old ebony magazine!
please tell me these are real references to foods that were eaten before?
I’m so hungry, I could probably eat everything they said up until 1:06,
then it had to come down to mosquitos
ill take two cow tails nice and deep fried, and some dog teeth from one who
had rabies. Plus I want a side of rotten eggs & fish, served on dirty
window.
We all love these guys
They r like comedy masterminds like tosh and dave Chappell